Monday 14 June 2010

The Thing About TacomaDome....






The following post is to be read in the aggressive, red-neck voice of monster truck rally advertisements.

Youve heard about it, you've read about it, you've even dreamed about it!! One night only, September 10th, 1990 - The Consecration!!!

161 meters of unadulterated piety.
Over 350,000,000 reasons to see this baby in action. That's one for every dollar spent.
Featuring 7400 square meters of pristine stained glass ridiculosity! Including all your favorite colours and Saints.
It's taller than St. Peter's, houses more people than GM Place, and is sure to be louder than Talledega Racetrack on Maxxxxxxxxxxx.
Only 150,000 tickets available. You'll pay for the whole pew but you'll only need your personally air-conditioned edge!

Bridging the gap between the divine and the earthly, we bring you an entire den of lions vs. one man, Daniel. Big Mama Mary Africa vs. St. Peter and the Apostle Dream Team. The final act, Jesus vs. Basilicasaurous.
You'll think you've died and gone to Evan!

'Pious Riot' will be churning out your favorite hymms all night looonnnggg. Dont miss the grand finale.

Coming straight out of Yamoussoukro, Cote D'Ivoire: Basilica de Notre Dame de la Paix.

One night only
The Pope will be there. Will you?



The thing about the TacomaDome is it's got nothing on Basilicasaurous.

3 comments:

  1. We added photos to the previous post:
    1. Evan in the throes of malarial Monrovia
    2. Naked kids jumping, Smellnotaste, Liberia
    3. Dusty streets of rebel-controled Man, Cote d'Ivoire
    4. Uncle Ben's Rice-and-sauce-aroni

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  2. Bags of deep fried communion and blood of christ on tap ALL NIGHT LONG! Nice work guys, I only ever use the edge of my pew. Safe travels. -Hank

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  3. Of COURSE we all read this!...
    It's just I'm usually laughing or speechless...so what's to post?
    Onward ye vagabonds!
    love,
    mia

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